Episode ScriptEdit


Narrator: Our opening is Deja Vu, all over again. The wretched Chrome Dome Empire, blah blah blah, its leaders, the Big Four, and Czar Baldy Bald IV, et cetera, et cetera. In a hairless world, One man whose initials are BoBoBo-Bo Bo-BoBo, fights for the freedom of hair. End scene!
Heppokomaru, Softon, and Don Patch: Beauty, Beauty, hold on tight, We'll come get you, fight, fight, fight!
Narrator: That's the best rhyme he can bust? EHH! Anyway, let's review. First Gasser lost as he took on Loincloth Lloyd, But Bo-bobo evened the score, when he sent June 7th into the Great Tomorrow. Strong-Looking Guy made mincemeat of Don Patch, Jelly Jiggler's bubble burst as Floppy chose the Yogurt Gum instead of the Jelly.
Tokoro Tennosuke: Darn that yogurt gum.
Narrator: Captain Battleship's fort, the Pomade Ring got wrung out by our heroes.
Beauty: Only one of you won?
Heppokomaru: Beauty, you're safe! If we all work together, we can all defeat Captain Battleship, himself!
(Tokoro Tennosuke is trapped under a rock)
Tokoro Tennosuke: (thinking) My friends will be here soon to rescue me.
Softon: Impossible.
Beauty: Hm?
Bo-bobo: Huh?
Softon: If we all continue to fight like hamburger, we'll be turned into ground chuck. Bo-bobo, you should go to the World of Blabs-A-Lot, and learn to overcome your weakness.
Tokoro Tennosuke: (thinking) Any second, now. They'll arrive.
Narrator: So, Bo-bobo, Don Patch and Beauty took the Red Eye to the World of Blabs-A-Lot. Softon and Gasser were left behind to scuttle a Battleship.
Softon: So, you're Captain Battleship.
Gunkan: Hm.
Softon: No one kidnaps Beauty, and walks away without a scratch!
Tokoro Tennosuke: (thinking) Could they have possibly forgotten me?
Narrator: Bo-bobo overcame his weakness, and mastered the Cha-cha!
Beauty: We've gotta hurry back, I'm really worried about Gas-can!
Tokoro Tennosuke: (thinking) Will I be stuck here, forever?
Bo-bobo: So, that's the exit? Hold your nose!
Narrator: Hurry back, Bo-bobo! Gasser and Softon need you to defeat Captain Battleship!
Tokoro Tennosuke: (thinking) This is my new home. I kinda like it.

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